cannedcream:

nickyvmlp:

baedesu:

zerotheduke:

furiouslyfeminist:

blxxdfae:

i dont think american filmmakers realise how huge london is, because sure you have the london eye and houses of parliament but when you say ‘london has fallen’ what??? so the nandos in catford is in flames? the tesco in peckham has descended into chaos? wtf??

We have states bigger than your entire country

ur largest city

london

Oh…. honey….honey no

I’m about to blow everyone’s got damn mind.

Not a metropolitan area, just fucking Jacksonville.

(Source: cherryg0re, via henkin-honk)

paigecorrina:

pyropotter:

You are angry about something. “Clam down,” I text you. You assume I have made a typo, but in fact I am holding a small soldier clam in my hands. He died so young. War is hell

Did Ernest Hemingway write this post

(via awkwardscotty)

delicatelyhaunted:

Y’all are so excited about the new planetary discovery but I haven’t seen y’all share the Google doodle!

It’s so fucking adorable!

(via my-flourish-and-blotts)

keelahsomethigh:

when u hurt ur boob

(Source: voljizz, via d-dean-senpai)

heedra:

i love how, in queen’s classic song ‘dont stop me now’, there’s a line that goes ‘i’m a shooting star leaping through the sky like a tiger, defying the laws of gravity’ because it makes it sound like that something that tigers normally do

(via captain--handsome)

sappharah:

my skills include reading an entire page of an academic text without absorbing a single word

(via teenagesithbag)